The Fourth Sin, Tuesday Morning

[deadly_little]

Things as what Miho received on Valentine's Day:

1 (one) five-page screed from Gail on the evils of men, ending in an attempt to take out a hit on Dwight. Miho assumed (safely, she felt) that Dwight had left for the barmaid again, and wondered how long he would succeed in staying away this time. She made a mental note to write back to Gail, explaining once more the definition of 'life-debt' and why it meant she couldn't kill Dwight for her.

1 (one) package from Dwight, containing 1 (one) pair rollerblades. Hmm. Well, perhaps she could give them a try. She figured this was an attempt to convince her to spare her life. Miho decided not to explain to Dwight the definition of 'life-debt.' The presents might cease.

A dozen (12) heart-shaped pies from Jeff, God of Biscuits'. Miho opened the note with glee, not-so-secretly hoping they were from a certain pirate of her acquaintance. This is what the note said: Miho: I'm about to make a romantic gesture to Becky. There will be noise coming from outside. Please accept these pies as a bribe to not slice me. Thank you, GOB.

Miho pouted for a few minutes, then eyed the pies. GOB had bought his life, but she still had water balloons. And red food coloring. And that was an awful lot of pie. She wondered if she could send pies to Dwight and Gail, or if they would be destroyed in shipping.

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[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Jarod walked into the Sin, carrying the two boxes of chocolate, containers of "make-out mints", and bouquet of chocolate roses that he'd bought at Wonka's (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/629713.html?thread=24754385#t24754385) earlier.

He presented one of the heart-shaped boxes to Miho and looked around at all the pie boxes. "//Happy Valentine's Day, Miho. What's with all the pie?//"

[deadly_little]

Miho licked strawberry filling off her lip. "//It's a bribe.//"

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"//A bribe? Must be a pretty big deal.//" He set his other purchases aside.

[deadly_little]

"//Yes. The annoying one has bought his continued existence. Well. From me. Becky may say otherwise.//"

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

The annoying one? Oh, must be GOB. "//I see. Do you have plans for the night?//"

[deadly_little]

"//No. Of course not. Oh, Daisy and Carmen are off until ten. They have...plans.//"

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

"//Why of course not? I'm sure you could find a date with a lusty pirate if you wanted one.//" Unaware of any danger he might suddenly be in, he went behind the desk to make a note in the appointment book. "//Off until ten. Got it.//"

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: *dies of laughter*